I had to put this picture up too, just because I think we look like we were meant to be together in this picture....."AWWWWW" 

I took this picture this weekend....How do I know that? Note basketball game on in background.... Anyways...Thought is a pretty good picture of the dog...oh, Sasha looks good too! :-) Love you hun.... 

Man, that would be a lot of jello packs......

This weekend was pretty much like our usual weekend. Drinking & euchre were how we enjoyed most of our time. Unfortunately overconsumption of said alcohol brought our Friday & Saturday evenings to an early end. Once everyone finds out just how much alcohol they can drink without getting sick.

Friday night was pretty eventful actually... Allison & Becky had a bit to much of the sauce and decided to have a fight.... Yep... There they were on our front porch, punching, pulling hair, wrestling, yelling, and crying..........in a kiddie pool......in jello.......naked.......

Okay Okay...So I made that story up.....but considering the stuff that usually happens on the weekends, you would have been stupid not to believe me... Luckily that group of freshman guys didn't walk by again...Phewww....

Today I have class this afternoon and then some more work to go to. Yay, what fucking fun that is...I am really getting tired of working there anymore to be frank. Tuesday I am going to try & get my hair cut. It has been an agonizing decision but I think it the best...It is just to much to take care of, and my hair is just to greasy to keep it this way. I think I got close to my previous long hair period, made famous by the picture of me & Andy & a pair of scissors...*please note, as you already all know that pic is on my website....
Thats all I got for now...
-drainy

St. Paddy's Day = getting drunk w/ your best friends & drunk calling your other best friends...

It was probably one of the most memorable St. Paddy's day, not only for the events of the night, but for the pure fact I don't remember any others.... I had to work till 8 yesterday and it was seriously a bitch. Seemed pretty damn busy and the one manager I just hate was just riding my ass so fucking hard… I swear, if I knew I could get a better job, I would have just up and fucking quite. It’s not worth my time to put up with her shit all the time. Let’s see… Came home, grabbed a shower and went next door and ate some Fazolis I stole. Then we started in on the drinking… Finished off ¾ a bottle of Jack and a whole bottle of Banana Rum between the 4 of us. Pretty good for a Thursday, however, it was St. Paddy’s day. I remember there were so many damn people out last night. Allison & Becky went out to yell at people walking by the house. All I remember hearing is “ Hey, What grade are you guys in?” “Freshman!” “OHMYGOD! Freshman!! **extreme bits of laughter from the girls** I’m a fucking junior, sorry guys!” Wow….Well, at least she decided to come in and have sex with us…err…me…. :-)
I think they also went to the guys' apartment & flashed them, but that story has of yet to be confirmed by either party...

After that we played a game of euchre or two…Funny thing is…the girls were one point away from a victory. I think the score was like 9-3 on account of an ‘alone’ by Allison….and after all that, they quite the game…lol…one point to win…that sucks…

Well the ladies have discovered our one true weakness in games and our competitive nature…and that is heterosexuality. And with that, I will bid you farewell…

drainy

p.s. I have updated the webpage with pics from last night…but check back often because I have some more pics to upload!

Hyarr!

Last night was a major waste of frigging time. Although the movie we watched @ Huffman's house was ok, still not a big fan of Japanese films. There were some parts that were pretty comical though. Had to wish the only Irishman I knew a Happy St. Patricks day....yeah, the conversation went as follows:

falconsoccer01 (12:15:53 PM):Happy St.Patty's day you Catholic Irish piece of crap
P O Foghladha (12:16:08 PM): it's St. Paddy's Day
P O Foghladha (12:16:11 PM): not Patty
falconsoccer01 (12:16:20 PM): Whatever Susan...

Tonight I have class at 2 with a quiz over a 50 friggen page speech by that fucker Castro. I skimmed over it, pretty sure I will bomb the quiz like I always do. Man, I wish I had some dessert around here. Perhaps I will run next door and pillage myself a Bunny Cake! MUAAHAAHAHAH or I could just eat spoonfulls of sugar....yeah, that will do. Then I have work @ 4 and perhaps some euchre tonight with small doses of alcohol....

Tomorrow should be a relatively awesome day. I have one class, not harmfull, and then I am playing soccer w/ Kevin's premier soccer team in Englewood. Gonna mop the floor with those little sons a b....heh heh heh..... *sorry, Simpson's quote coming through there* Then we will probably hang out with our awesome bestest friends next door, where Chris & I will pick up where we left off and begin beating the pants off the ladies....errrr...... that could be taken the wrong way..... :-) Okay....L8r...

Happy B-Day to Allison!

What better way to end quite an interesting week, than with quite an interesting weekend! Friday Allison & I ran to Wright State to pick something up and then went to my parents house to visit for awhile… Basically to try and bring my mother back to sanity while trying to raise my 14 year old brother. Man is he a major pain in the ass. Then we came back, got some grub, and headed next door for some alcohol and some euchre. Unfortunately we left a bit early because I had to leave a bit early because I had to work 8-4 @ Fuckolis…. What a long frigging day. After work on Saturday it was lasagna time! Man Becky makes some good lasagna. However, every time I eat it, I come closer to death because I always choke on the gooey mozzarella. Oh well…After that we had to make some room for cake! Not just any cake though, Allison’s 21st B-Day Cake!! The cake was indeed pretty good. It was a half -n- half cake since yours truly prefers white cake….what can I say, when it comes to cakes, I’m as racist as farmer Jones…. MMMMMHHHMMMM good cake… then we played some cards and drank some of that wonderful miracle elixir, alcohol. Unfortunately Chris wasn’t feeling well so he did not partake. Allison made some random trips to see Andy & Brian (and bunny)… So I apologize…. After a long night of fun we settled into bed to catch some much needed zz’s. Today we got up and went with Allison’s mom to see her brother for their birthday… Yeah, needless to say our Red Lobster bill was like $120…wow…..I was stuffed…Especially since one particular birthday girl didn’t like her 24 fl oz fucking margarita that she had to have and some other poor pathetic individual, me, had to finish it off….Actually, to be fair, I drank about a 1/5 of it and once Allison had finished the alcoholic drink her mom got, she was drunk enough to down the margarita….awesome….Allison can throw down the liquor better than anyone….I would put her dollar for dollar against any beer bonger on campus……lol…ok, and with that, I will exit…
-drainy

The man in this picture was later arrested for indecent exposure to the two girls in the picture, the photographer, and the Dominoes Pizza delivery man. Bond is set at one Mac & Cheese dinner.... 

Well...On a lighter note, I just had to share this picture for the world to see... Yes... that is indeed Chris' sock on his hand. Yes he is also making it talk. Yes he is not wearing any pants. And No, he was not drunk.............kidding...he was wasted.... 

Where the bloody hell is my manual???

If you ever need more convincing that God is a male at least in his mental state, then please take notice that life did NOT come with an owners manual. The last week or two has without a doubt been the hardest in my life. I suppose we all must trudge through life taking what hits us and we are expected to simply “turn the other cheek”… Well.. my ass has been swaying back & forth for some time now, and I’m sick of it.. Religion really puzzles me. It’s something that asks you to put complete faith in something that you really have no idea whether it exists or not. And yet, to sway our faith, life is full of unfairness and sadness. Let’s face it, things happen that we all agree should not have. People die that are not suppose to. People live in luxury, and yet there are indeed people dying in poverty. I realize that this is just a part of human nature, something that unless Mr. Foley becomes rich and finds out how to fix, will not change. But how is it fair?
The big Guy upstairs & I have been on rocky terms now for over a year. My grandfather died from cancer about a year ago and it was really hard to come to terms with. I know, a lot of you, (rotf lmao, yeah.. do you like how I said “a lot”, like there are more than like 3, perhaps 4, people that actually read this) think, oh, it was his grandfather, he was probably old blah blah blah….but he wasn’t..He was in relatively good health and I swear there was not a bad bone in this man’s body. Now I love my immediate family to death, but granted my father has never tried for any “father of the Year” awards and I never expected anything more. But my grandfather was my father essentially… I remember driving home from the hospital one night pulling off the road and just hitting screaming at everything I could look/lay my hands on…It was hard….and left me with only one question: why?

Just the other day Allison’s brother-in-law’s nephew died at Children’s Memorial Hospital. He had Spinal Meningitis. He was six years old…..Why?

Now if God had given us the damn manual, these things would be a lot easier….but they are not… and now this family is left with “what if” questions.
Like I said, the past couple of weeks have been pretty hard, and to quote Chris again, those of you who need to know already do. I am sad because I feel like there is nothing else I can do, yet feel everything is still my fault. Solution? Easy…I’ll just turn to the troubleshooting section in my life handbo………….oh yeah…don’t have one….well shit….

"And for 80 points you must...." " oh, thats not even possible!"

Thank Goodnes!! The break is here....bippidy boo mother fuckers... I am eagerly looking forward to a week of cleaning, studying, working, and playing some much needed flight simulator. I am excited because I need to start building my personal airport. yeah...It's going to be awesome.
Tonight looks like it is going to be pretty fun. We are going next door for the evening, and with us will be a liter of 151....Bring on the party... Actually we will eat some of Becky's home cooking.... I believe we are having some Mexican tonight * comment deleted by blogger.com* what the hell? not cool blogger, not cool......Anyways, I am actually in a good mood tonight..It has been a pretty a hectic week. Tough week for Allison and I and we look forward to partying the week away and sharing some of those intimate moments where you wish the world would just stop.
Word has it that we have some new games to play tonight... Should be interesting! Can't wait to take a couple of shots out of my new Family Guy shot glass!! Awesome...Chris; I call Stewie! Fucker.... Anywho...what else?? Oh, I guess i am the sober one for the night since I gotta get to work in the early morn...but thats ok cuz I get to watch the kids too, which is basically me checking to see if they are still breathing...I can do that...oh yeah, and make sure nobody drunk stumbles on Colin....don't laugh...it's happeend...Alright...Im out for now...peace...
-drainy

"I would make love to the real you, and the virtual you!"

Well..It seems like I am always the last one to post about the weekend anymore. So, I am sure that everyone seems to have a sense of what happened Sunday night…Yeah, we were drinking on Sunday night, what of it Susan? There were indeed high levels of intoxication that night. The most uttered phrases from that night were as followed:
1.) “Where are my clothes?”
2.) “I have alcohol poisoning.”
3.) “Is my friend breathing?”
4.) “Allison, it’s the boogeyman…”
5.) “Why am I not wearing any underwear?”
6.) “Chris!!! How many hours till I have to go to work?”
7.) “Should we call 911?”
8.) “Didn’t you order pizza hours ago?”
9.) “I fucking hate you both, you are both fucking pricks!!!”

Yeah….so that about sums that up. Hopefully this coming weekend we four can find the right amount of alcohol intake for each of us for us all to have an awesomely fun, yet safe, weekend. I’d say Chris & Allison drank a good amount. Perhaps a bit less for Allison considering the fact that she can’t remember nearly 75% of what happened… Becky probably drank a bit more than was necessary and I could have probably had some more but preferred the light buzz at the moment.

I have to teach the class with a fellow student for half an hour tomorrow in class….Yippee! I really am beginning to quite hate school…truly.. Then we will probably watch some American Idol tomorrow after I get out of class…. Followed by some euchre. Thursday I have to work and have a midterm due on Friday. Friday evening will probably be spent with the greatest people in the whole fucking world, that is to say the clan next door consisting of Chris, Becky, Ally, & Colin…and Sasha…although she is getting on my last nerve… She jumps on me one more time and she’ll be hurtin….kidding…. Hopefully we will be able to get in a quick game of drunk baby tossing…. Otherwise… should be an awesome weekend if everyone stays alive!

p.s… Chris and I are fucking amazing at euchre. We are like on a 4 game winning streak! We haven’t lost in several drunken nights…. Will the streak last through Sunday evening? You bet your ass….