Happy B-Day to Allison!

What better way to end quite an interesting week, than with quite an interesting weekend! Friday Allison & I ran to Wright State to pick something up and then went to my parents house to visit for awhile… Basically to try and bring my mother back to sanity while trying to raise my 14 year old brother. Man is he a major pain in the ass. Then we came back, got some grub, and headed next door for some alcohol and some euchre. Unfortunately we left a bit early because I had to leave a bit early because I had to work 8-4 @ Fuckolis…. What a long frigging day. After work on Saturday it was lasagna time! Man Becky makes some good lasagna. However, every time I eat it, I come closer to death because I always choke on the gooey mozzarella. Oh well…After that we had to make some room for cake! Not just any cake though, Allison’s 21st B-Day Cake!! The cake was indeed pretty good. It was a half -n- half cake since yours truly prefers white cake….what can I say, when it comes to cakes, I’m as racist as farmer Jones…. MMMMMHHHMMMM good cake… then we played some cards and drank some of that wonderful miracle elixir, alcohol. Unfortunately Chris wasn’t feeling well so he did not partake. Allison made some random trips to see Andy & Brian (and bunny)… So I apologize…. After a long night of fun we settled into bed to catch some much needed zz’s. Today we got up and went with Allison’s mom to see her brother for their birthday… Yeah, needless to say our Red Lobster bill was like $120…wow…..I was stuffed…Especially since one particular birthday girl didn’t like her 24 fl oz fucking margarita that she had to have and some other poor pathetic individual, me, had to finish it off….Actually, to be fair, I drank about a 1/5 of it and once Allison had finished the alcoholic drink her mom got, she was drunk enough to down the margarita….awesome….Allison can throw down the liquor better than anyone….I would put her dollar for dollar against any beer bonger on campus……lol…ok, and with that, I will exit…
-drainy