"I would make love to the real you, and the virtual you!"
Well..It seems like I am always the last one to post about the weekend anymore. So, I am sure that everyone seems to have a sense of what happened Sunday night…Yeah, we were drinking on Sunday night, what of it Susan? There were indeed high levels of intoxication that night. The most uttered phrases from that night were as followed:
1.) “Where are my clothes?”
2.) “I have alcohol poisoning.”
3.) “Is my friend breathing?”
4.) “Allison, it’s the boogeyman…”
5.) “Why am I not wearing any underwear?”
6.) “Chris!!! How many hours till I have to go to work?”
7.) “Should we call 911?”
8.) “Didn’t you order pizza hours ago?”
9.) “I fucking hate you both, you are both fucking pricks!!!”
Yeah….so that about sums that up. Hopefully this coming weekend we four can find the right amount of alcohol intake for each of us for us all to have an awesomely fun, yet safe, weekend. I’d say Chris & Allison drank a good amount. Perhaps a bit less for Allison considering the fact that she can’t remember nearly 75% of what happened… Becky probably drank a bit more than was necessary and I could have probably had some more but preferred the light buzz at the moment.
I have to teach the class with a fellow student for half an hour tomorrow in class….Yippee! I really am beginning to quite hate school…truly.. Then we will probably watch some American Idol tomorrow after I get out of class…. Followed by some euchre. Thursday I have to work and have a midterm due on Friday. Friday evening will probably be spent with the greatest people in the whole fucking world, that is to say the clan next door consisting of Chris, Becky, Ally, & Colin…and Sasha…although she is getting on my last nerve… She jumps on me one more time and she’ll be hurtin….kidding…. Hopefully we will be able to get in a quick game of drunk baby tossing…. Otherwise… should be an awesome weekend if everyone stays alive!
p.s… Chris and I are fucking amazing at euchre. We are like on a 4 game winning streak! We haven’t lost in several drunken nights…. Will the streak last through Sunday evening? You bet your ass….
1.) “Where are my clothes?”
2.) “I have alcohol poisoning.”
3.) “Is my friend breathing?”
4.) “Allison, it’s the boogeyman…”
5.) “Why am I not wearing any underwear?”
6.) “Chris!!! How many hours till I have to go to work?”
7.) “Should we call 911?”
8.) “Didn’t you order pizza hours ago?”
9.) “I fucking hate you both, you are both fucking pricks!!!”
Yeah….so that about sums that up. Hopefully this coming weekend we four can find the right amount of alcohol intake for each of us for us all to have an awesomely fun, yet safe, weekend. I’d say Chris & Allison drank a good amount. Perhaps a bit less for Allison considering the fact that she can’t remember nearly 75% of what happened… Becky probably drank a bit more than was necessary and I could have probably had some more but preferred the light buzz at the moment.
I have to teach the class with a fellow student for half an hour tomorrow in class….Yippee! I really am beginning to quite hate school…truly.. Then we will probably watch some American Idol tomorrow after I get out of class…. Followed by some euchre. Thursday I have to work and have a midterm due on Friday. Friday evening will probably be spent with the greatest people in the whole fucking world, that is to say the clan next door consisting of Chris, Becky, Ally, & Colin…and Sasha…although she is getting on my last nerve… She jumps on me one more time and she’ll be hurtin….kidding…. Hopefully we will be able to get in a quick game of drunk baby tossing…. Otherwise… should be an awesome weekend if everyone stays alive!
p.s… Chris and I are fucking amazing at euchre. We are like on a 4 game winning streak! We haven’t lost in several drunken nights…. Will the streak last through Sunday evening? You bet your ass….
posted by Wittpilot at 11:43 PM
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I am sorry baby doll...Anymore I just think of "me" as "us"...Everything we do I want/desire for us to do together. I love you with every square inch of my heart... I would never party w/o you! You are the most awesome person, the most awesome drunk, AND the most sexiest partier in the whole entire world!!!!
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