Well Boys It's That Time of Year.....

Yep, It's that time of year alright...It's a time when a man's endless love for his lady and his complete devotion to her needs and wants.....is simply not enough to keep her happy....For we, men of honor and valor, must brave out into the harsh, cruel world that is the mall, and buy a gift which will of course be quite sub-par, no matter how much the tag says...Women, unlike men, need our love shown to them not by means of affection or desire, but material things, like chocolate or diamonds. Well Wake up America! **Insert uplifting American-type trumpeting sounds** Chocolates won't do u any good because they won't eat them because they say they will get fat, thus YOU end up eating the chocolates that you don't even like. If diamonds are a girls best friend, then why do men need to buy them?? You wouldn't want your man eying, sizing, and trying on your best friend on his pinky now would you? It's time we take a damn stand around here men...V-day should stand for Vagina Day... Because thats what we all become....Fucking Pussies.... I for one am making a stand...no Valentines day gift....my devotion to spend the rest of my existence on this here planet is enough proof of my love......Stick that in your vagina and smoke it......Now if you will excuse me, I need to go to the mall.........humpf.....