“I was playing poker the other night… with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”

So, I am making a pledge to blog everyday for at least two weeks.... Think I can? Damn right I can.... If there can be another Indiana Jones film, shitty or not, then I can blog for two weeks straight....

Life has still chosen to take its shiny new pumps and graciously kick me in the crotch..... over and over again and it has gotten to the point where I feel like my balls have permanently been kicked back into my body. On a lighter note, we went to the doctor today and they did an ultrasound on the baby and everything seems to look pretty good... All the measurements were appearing to be in the norm. AND she only has two arms...which I gotta say, was a complete relief to me because I had a dream the night before that she was born with three arms....