Saturday, July 15, 2006

Insert some hilariously gay comment Steve made tonight that for the life of me, and the numerous beers, I just can't seem to remember.......

Well... It is indeed, ladies and gents, yours truly's 24th birthday... yes that is right.... I am indeed the blogger/bro bro elder of the group.... the only one older I believe was Seth am I right? and he's a faggot anyways... wait, kidding, kidding folks.... Seth was good people... How else should I spend my birthday then with some seriously awesome people... We first went out to eat at Frickers... then we ventured to K-Mart.... intoxicated mind you... then to the soccer fields to do some more of the diet coke explosions...to which we had hardly any exploding and more of me getting as wet as Steve's mom on a first date.........(luv ya buddy...) Then we came home for a few minutes and headed out to the Sportsmans Club, which, I swear had pool tables not so long ago...six as a matter of fact.... none tonight though!!! LOL.. It was a dance floor instead....THat was hilarious.... All in all it was a pretty good night.... I will just say this to those with me on the eve of my closing in on my quarter century mark..

-You're awesome, you're my wife... I love you to death... and we make an awesome team...I don't knwo where I would be w/o you...0

-You are awesome as well, although not my wife, you always could be if we ever moved to another country.... I love you too and I cannot wait till next summer!!!! :-)

-You are awesome the nth degree...What can I say, we lived a whole year together and everytime we are together it is a laugh-your-balls-off time...

-You are not awesome.... you are more than awesome... You are always there to rub my face in all my fuckups and point me in directions that aren't always the right way... You watch out for me and you always have my back... I guess that is true friendship, best friendship....

-You..... You are a doushebag.....I'm not even sure if I spelled that right, but you are not worth my time or energy to spell check it.... you are Jack's rotten feces.... You are truly the appitamy of a dick.... good luck with all of that... Oh, and the next time that you think you can fuck with any of my friends or my family, pray to god, and not my God, because no son of a bitch like you could ever comprehend the difference between good or bad, let alone the concept of God.... You surely pray to some serphant god.... please, instead of talking shit, and pretending that you can go 3 against 1.... you should probably keep your fucking mouth shut and back the fuck up... "You" is so much better than you and more than likely will realize that and leave your ass.... oh, like I was saying, please fuck off...... thanx....

on that note.... peace out homies.....

-drainy

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