Busy ass weekend....
Hey Hey Hey Bloggers... It was such a busy friggen weekend. Saturday Allison, Ashley, & myself went out to Bracken's... I was the DD so it was one beer for Adam... then, it was constant questioning from the one guy w/ gigantic glasses and a bandana on... .He just kept asking me..."What the fuck is your problem man? You have two hot girls sitting accross the table from you and you are watching tv. You just have to go ask them to get freaky... what the fuck is your problem? You are fucking faggot you piece of shit... Are you scared? Just go up to them and start getting freaky.... Tell her you want to fuck her...."
the entire time i was keeping my cool as most of you know I'm a pretty easy going guy... Then he just kept badgering me and was actually getting in my face about it... I told him I was married to one of the hotties that was sitting accross from me but he was to drunk to remember that I had said that. He kept saying I was lying to him about being married.. so I showed him the ring, to which he just kind of had a drunken stare look on his face... so i asked real slow like....
"Are you married"
"No"
"Really? That's really fucking surprising duder... Now if you don't mind Please fuck off, while I go bang the hell out of both of these chicks whilst you go home and sleep on mommy's couch masturbating to old Kathy Ireland workout videos because you're to fucking poor to buy actual porno because you waste all your money on bandanas and beer.........
that felt good....
We also fixed the dryer we broke..... and we installed our dishwasher...yeah it took 6 hours but I had my first encounter w/ electrical work and plumbing, together as one... Also had a soccer game today... There was this total dick on the other team, a new guy on the team.... He kept playing dirty, which is gay to do in that league.... So I came out and told Steve on his way in..."Teach this guy how to play Graham soccer..." Minding you out there that the only ones that will appreciate that would be Steve, Andy, and myself... You know, since Andy is basically an honorary Falcon.... Long story short... Steve played him pretty tough and the guy got frustrated and started playing stupid and got a yellow card..... A few minutes later he got a red and was booted off.... .Hopefully Steve will elaborate further on how dickish this guy was.... If not, I would be more than happy to do so........................................ not really..............................
We also watched "Dick & Jane" .... Good movie... I would recommend it if you enjoy the acting styles of Jim Carrey...which I do....
Other than that folks... Like I said, it was a busy ass weekend..... I worked sat. too.... so that made it even shorter.....
-drainy
the entire time i was keeping my cool as most of you know I'm a pretty easy going guy... Then he just kept badgering me and was actually getting in my face about it... I told him I was married to one of the hotties that was sitting accross from me but he was to drunk to remember that I had said that. He kept saying I was lying to him about being married.. so I showed him the ring, to which he just kind of had a drunken stare look on his face... so i asked real slow like....
"Are you married"
"No"
"Really? That's really fucking surprising duder... Now if you don't mind Please fuck off, while I go bang the hell out of both of these chicks whilst you go home and sleep on mommy's couch masturbating to old Kathy Ireland workout videos because you're to fucking poor to buy actual porno because you waste all your money on bandanas and beer.........
that felt good....
We also fixed the dryer we broke..... and we installed our dishwasher...yeah it took 6 hours but I had my first encounter w/ electrical work and plumbing, together as one... Also had a soccer game today... There was this total dick on the other team, a new guy on the team.... He kept playing dirty, which is gay to do in that league.... So I came out and told Steve on his way in..."Teach this guy how to play Graham soccer..." Minding you out there that the only ones that will appreciate that would be Steve, Andy, and myself... You know, since Andy is basically an honorary Falcon.... Long story short... Steve played him pretty tough and the guy got frustrated and started playing stupid and got a yellow card..... A few minutes later he got a red and was booted off.... .Hopefully Steve will elaborate further on how dickish this guy was.... If not, I would be more than happy to do so........................................ not really..............................
We also watched "Dick & Jane" .... Good movie... I would recommend it if you enjoy the acting styles of Jim Carrey...which I do....
Other than that folks... Like I said, it was a busy ass weekend..... I worked sat. too.... so that made it even shorter.....
-drainy
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