Just plain pissed off....

This is all I have to say today... regarding the game this evening....

America...the land of crushed dreams... you lazy sons of a fucking bitches.....seriously guys...get your fucking shit together in two weeks or I will personally kick every one of your lilly fucking asses...........

Oh, and btw.... Fuck you Pat & Steve.... Let's see if next time I cater the beer, pizza, and cookies........ fucking smucks...... but seriously, thanks for coming....
-drainy

Not enough time to go over it all....

I certainly have been neglecting this.... obviously not as bad as some..... let's just call him C. Hassig.... anywho... Since it has been so long I will just make a short review of what has happened...

-went to Steve's party... Jon & Brian was there, Jared came w/ me too.... It was fucking awesome....nuff said...
-went to Pat's party..... had some good beer.... and some awesome mac & cheese....
-had a soccer game, lost cuz Steve wasn't there... had a reall y bad migraine afterwards... and threw up for 2 hours straight and was screaming for someone to kill me... head still hurt till thursday
-got drunk friday night, a little to drunk...got sick.... called Andy..... everything else was a blur.


I think that catches everything up.... I'm having some guys over tues. for U.S.'s first of 3 send off games to the World Cup. should be a good game... and a good time.... let the beer and the soccer flow....
Well, there is a lot more to mull through to put on this thing, but it will have to wait... The bed is calling me and I must heed to it's call.... Time to go curl up w/ the puppy and the wife...

-drainy

Busy ass weekend....

Hey Hey Hey Bloggers... It was such a busy friggen weekend. Saturday Allison, Ashley, & myself went out to Bracken's... I was the DD so it was one beer for Adam... then, it was constant questioning from the one guy w/ gigantic glasses and a bandana on... .He just kept asking me..."What the fuck is your problem man? You have two hot girls sitting accross the table from you and you are watching tv. You just have to go ask them to get freaky... what the fuck is your problem? You are fucking faggot you piece of shit... Are you scared? Just go up to them and start getting freaky.... Tell her you want to fuck her...."

the entire time i was keeping my cool as most of you know I'm a pretty easy going guy... Then he just kept badgering me and was actually getting in my face about it... I told him I was married to one of the hotties that was sitting accross from me but he was to drunk to remember that I had said that. He kept saying I was lying to him about being married.. so I showed him the ring, to which he just kind of had a drunken stare look on his face... so i asked real slow like....
"Are you married"
"No"
"Really? That's really fucking surprising duder... Now if you don't mind Please fuck off, while I go bang the hell out of both of these chicks whilst you go home and sleep on mommy's couch masturbating to old Kathy Ireland workout videos because you're to fucking poor to buy actual porno because you waste all your money on bandanas and beer.........

that felt good....

We also fixed the dryer we broke..... and we installed our dishwasher...yeah it took 6 hours but I had my first encounter w/ electrical work and plumbing, together as one... Also had a soccer game today... There was this total dick on the other team, a new guy on the team.... He kept playing dirty, which is gay to do in that league.... So I came out and told Steve on his way in..."Teach this guy how to play Graham soccer..." Minding you out there that the only ones that will appreciate that would be Steve, Andy, and myself... You know, since Andy is basically an honorary Falcon.... Long story short... Steve played him pretty tough and the guy got frustrated and started playing stupid and got a yellow card..... A few minutes later he got a red and was booted off.... .Hopefully Steve will elaborate further on how dickish this guy was.... If not, I would be more than happy to do so........................................ not really..............................

We also watched "Dick & Jane" .... Good movie... I would recommend it if you enjoy the acting styles of Jim Carrey...which I do....

Other than that folks... Like I said, it was a busy ass weekend..... I worked sat. too.... so that made it even shorter.....

-drainy

Kudos to Steve

In the last two blogs I forgot to mention that we won our game Sunday, moving us to an impressive 3-0 start... something that has not happened since I began playing in that league. Stevo had an impressive goal late in the game.....it was a nice 1v1 break away goal...which, although sounds relatively easy, soccer players know that 1v1 usually is the goal you have to work the hardest for. Kudos Stevo...

One other thing I meant to say was that the other night at the bar this really drunk guy, who really has that certain look about him where he already permanately stoned & drunk, well he picked up the pay phone when it rang and answered it.... kept reasking who they wanted...paused, said he'd ask.... looked around the bar for about a second & a half... and then just said, "Sorry, he's not here..." Maybe it was just the moment...but we couldn't stop laughing....it was hilarious....

Now watching Prisonbreak....