Interesting Pic....

Thought I should post this picture from last week on here too...Posted it over on myspace, but wasn't sure if everyone that glances on the blog, glances over there....

Any Thoughts?

Well first of all.... Does anyone else have the program Google Earth?? If not, it's a great little program to have.... very easy.... Anywho... I did a google search for "Google Earth Finds" I came accross this one.... In the sands of South America....Yeah, It really is there..
-Any thoughts?

"If I could only draw pussy the right way...."

Alcohol provides the best blog titles....


Another weekend in the books... Yesterday we went out to The Brewery in Troy and we also met up w/ Melissa there. She's always good people.... That place was so friggen crowded and since I was on "Ashley's Purse Patrol" (gee thanks, next time you're keeping your purse in the car!) it seemed like we were there forever...After the bar we went to go pick up Jordan and then headed back to Springfield. Ashley was pretty out of it and we kept trying to convince her to sleep in the bed, not in the car or the table..... We finally turned in around 4ish and I got up around 8 to take Melissa back to Troy... So I am running on very little sleep.... Probably going to have to turn in early today.


Which leads me into another point... It seems that Allison's friends are slowly trying to steal my entire wardrobe! First Bethany took an Abercrombie sweatshirt...and now Melissa took a GAP sweatshirt..... what is going on here ladies? I will take my clothes off free of charge...... all you have to do is ask....

Great pic of the lady, dog playing euchre, Ashley passed out waiting for someone to do something horrible to her....

Alcohol......<===== My #1 Fan....

Well... It's only Saturday and I swear it feels like Sunday... Friday Chris & Becky stopped by after Chris had his interview in Dublin. Good luck buddy; just don't come ot my kid's school if somebody has a gun... Remember, shoot first, ask questions later........ especially when dealing w/ children..... We drank some of the usual, 151, but the night was rather anti-climactic and was Becky was getting a bit on the tired side so she turned in early. We got up this morning and got a bite to eat and they took off. After that it was kinda of a day to just sit back and relax... Allison took a nap and I actually passed out on the floor due to lack of caffeine intake....

Later on we got ready and Ashley stopped by... We went to Roadhouse.... and even though we called ahead an hour early we still had to wait almost 30 min. Dinner was good though...Gotta love Roadhead....errrr...Roadhouse....



Now we are just finishing off that bottle of 151 and partying.... we are going to go to Troy at midnight to pick up Jordan and I guess, rumor has it, to see Melissa....whom I have not seen in quite some time... Hopefully Jordan and I will get our pool thing on again......

<===== Why do I always have to have the most ridiculous looks on my face..........?

"Can I have a piece too??"

You have to love inadvertent
sexual innuendo.....



Well Well Well... Hopefully everybody celebrated their weekend both safely and awesomely..... I love inventing words... Ours started out Thursday night because both the wifey and I took off Friday. So, Bethany met us here at the house and we waited for Ashley and her friend Jordan to show up.... We left right away essentially to go to Old Towne here in Springfield.... We all had a few drinks, some more than others, I just kept it to 3 shots of 151.... Man, Since I don't ever go out to the bar scene, it is so hard to get used to those "bar shots" compared to the pussy shots I take at home. Feeling pretty buzzed we make a drunken trip to Meijer so Allison could buy, what else? Beer....she bought beer... This from the woman who absolutely refuses to drink the stuff. We got back and did your average, drunken night w/ your friends stuff..... which included, but was not limited to....twister..... to which Ashley completely fucking cheated..... Head butting s simply not allowed.... Other big news from the night was Allison bonging a beer out of a plastic baggy...


<====== This is going to be a classic pic before you know it..









Friday we headed to north country... We decided to take a different route this time since we were both really bored w/ the scenery on 75... That night we ate at Roadhouse and then headed out to this club in Detroit called Tonic... Becky is a big fan and knows the place like the back of Chris' penis.... We all had a pretty good time and really, I am pretty certain that my wonderful wife will have a much better description... Once again Chris and myself took on unique personas for the ride home. He as Megellan and I as Galileo, we bickered and argued our way accross the Pacific and back to St. Claire Shores.... After we got settled in after our night out, Allison and I tried to force Chris to watch "National Treasure" but exhaustion eventually overwhelmed us and I am actaully not sure where we stopped watching...

Saturday night I got just about as wasted as I ever have been before.... Allison & Becky went out to a club and from what I hear, black men swarm to Allison like bees to honey.... I'm okay w/ that.....I guess the white man still keeps the black man down....or limp...whichever....I said some shit that probably should have never ever been said, u know, like telling your wife you want a divorce and telling her you "fucking hate her" only about 34 times in one email....... I only know this from reading the email today.... but alas, we woke up in each other's arms so all is well.... and by well, I mean awesome...

In other news....my bracket is just completely fucked now.... I was doing pretty good until OSU and Kansas lost.....that's gonna really hurt in the long run.... fuck.... Oh, and way to go Wittenberg....way to fold like the bunch of fucking pussies that you are...... you just bent over and took it up the ass in usual Wittenberg fashion.... but seriously...good job, but 2nd place is for D-bags and homosexuals...

Okay.... piece out motherfuckers...
-drainy

A dribble down memory lane...

Just thought I would add a little something here while I had the chance. I'm pretty damn tired so this entire entry will probably just result in a giant clusterfuck of ideas. Weekend went by pretty fast, as they all do.... Allison's birthday is tomorrow, so everyone make sure that you wish her happy b-day... What else...Oh, for those of you who don't realize, Witt made it into the final four....awesome... Which brings up fond memories of our basketball escapades. Here are the most memorable college basketball memories for myself.. of course in no particular order...

1.) Winning Championship in that tough grudge match against the Beta's....*anybody remember me pushing that short fuck who thought he was the fucking shit because he was five foot 4 which made it look like he had muscles....... hated that fucker....

2.)Basketball to Chris' face and ensuing shouting match and a short hiatus from the game of basketball...

3.) Swishing the 3 ball over top of Ross Loudenback in the "Bro Bro's vs. The Graham Falcons..."

4.) Me taking the pick-up games to seriously and going back to cry in the showers while masturbating....

5.) Jon shooting on the wrong basket...........................lol...............sorry Jon, but even you were laughing your fucking balls off....

6.) Last but certainly not least, the Chris 'Mother Fucking' Hayes incident in the old gym.....don't fuck w/ me...seriously, you fuck w/ me, and you get fucked with.....

I'd like to take this time to through a big shout out to Andy and Chris for giving me the inspiration to look back on our bball feats...

Also..... Anybody listen to the group Blue October? I think it's pretty good music... however, I am still awaiting a Berger approval rating on the group...
-drainy

"I've still got rugburns on both my knees" (actually I've got them on my hands.........)

Have not updated in quite some time and since our normal Sunday night fox television was replaced with "Bad Boys II" I thought I might as well add some more pointless insight to our utterly pointless lives. Friday Chris and Becky arrived for the night because Chris had some testing to do in Columbus early the next day. We got drunk as usual.... Saturday morning, bright and early, Allison, Becky, and myself got up and looked through a couple houses. It was interesting to say the least because Allison was basically still intoxicated..... That just made it hilarious.... They found a house they really liked and yadda yadda yadda...... Chris met up w/ us and we got a bite to eat... We then went back to the house for a bit.... I had this horrible headache from the 151 from the night before....We were out of pain killers so I thought what else would cure the ill??? More 151.....that is right folks.... I started hitting the bottle at 1:30 on a Saturday afternoon.....It was great.... I was drunk from 2 till midnight..... Chris joined in so I didn't have to run those laps around the house by myself. <==long story....

We were celebrating my beautiful wife's birthday this weekend and I'd say we celebrated in classic fashion. We took a lot of good pictures this weekend but this one is just too good not to put up... I know I am missing so much in this blog....But I am tired.... And there is still quite an amount of alcohol in my bloodstream I am sure...

She wouldn't be enjoying the cake so much if she knew what Chris did to it....