"Can I have a piece too??"
You have to love inadvertent
sexual innuendo.....
Well Well Well... Hopefully everybody celebrated their weekend both safely and awesomely..... I love inventing words... Ours started out Thursday night because both the wifey and I took off Friday. So, Bethany met us here at the house and we waited for Ashley and her friend Jordan to show up.... We left right away essentially to go to Old Towne here in Springfield.... We all had a few drinks, some more than others, I just kept it to 3 shots of 15
1.... Man, Since I don't ever go out to the bar scene, it is so hard to get used to those "bar shots" compared to the pussy shots I take at home. Feeling pretty buzzed we make a drunken trip to Meijer so Allison could buy, what else? Beer....she bought beer... This from the woman who absolutely refuses to drink the stuff. We got back and did your average, drunken night w/ your friends stuff..... which included, but was not limited to....twister..... to which Ashley completely fucking cheated..... Head butting s simply not allowed.... Other big news from the night was Allison bonging a beer out of a plastic baggy...
<====== This is going to be a classic pic before you know it..
Friday we headed to north country... We decided to take a different route this time since we were both really bored w/ the scenery on 75... That night we ate at Roadhouse and then headed out to this club in Detroit called Tonic... Becky is a big fan and knows the place like the back of Chris' penis.... We all had a pretty good time and really, I am pretty certain that my wonderful wife will have a much better description... Once again Chris and myself took on unique personas for the ride home. He as Megellan and I as Galileo, we bickered and argued our way accross the Pacific and back to St. Claire Shores.... After we got settled in after our night out, Allison and I tried to force Chris to watch "National Treasure" but exhaustion eventually overwhelmed us and I am actaully not sure where we stopped watching...
Saturday night I got just about as wasted as I ever have been before.... Allison & Becky went out to a club and from what I hear, black men swarm to Allison like bees to honey.... I'm okay w/ that.....I guess the white man still keeps the black man down....or limp...whichever....I said some shit that probably should have never ever been said, u know, like telling your wife you want a divorce and telling her you "fucking hate her" only about 34 times in one email....... I only know this from reading the email today.... but alas, we woke up in each other's arms so all is well.... and by well, I mean awesome...
In other news....my bracket is just completely fucked now.... I was doing pretty good until OSU and Kansas lost.....that's gonna really hurt in the long run.... fuck.... Oh, and way to go Wittenberg....way to fold like the bunch of fucking pussies that you are...... you just bent over and took it up the ass in usual Wittenberg fashion.... but seriously...good job, but 2nd place is for D-bags and homosexuals...
Okay.... piece out motherfuckers...
-drainy
sexual innuendo.....
Well Well Well... Hopefully everybody celebrated their weekend both safely and awesomely..... I love inventing words... Ours started out Thursday night because both the wifey and I took off Friday. So, Bethany met us here at the house and we waited for Ashley and her friend Jordan to show up.... We left right away essentially to go to Old Towne here in Springfield.... We all had a few drinks, some more than others, I just kept it to 3 shots of 15
1.... Man, Since I don't ever go out to the bar scene, it is so hard to get used to those "bar shots" compared to the pussy shots I take at home. Feeling pretty buzzed we make a drunken trip to Meijer so Allison could buy, what else? Beer....she bought beer... This from the woman who absolutely refuses to drink the stuff. We got back and did your average, drunken night w/ your friends stuff..... which included, but was not limited to....twister..... to which Ashley completely fucking cheated..... Head butting s simply not allowed.... Other big news from the night was Allison bonging a beer out of a plastic baggy...
<====== This is going to be a classic pic before you know it..
Friday we headed to north country... We decided to take a different route this time since we were both really bored w/ the scenery on 75... That night we ate at Roadhouse and then headed out to this club in Detroit called Tonic... Becky is a big fan and knows the place like the back of Chris' penis.... We all had a pretty good time and really, I am pretty certain that my wonderful wife will have a much better description... Once again Chris and myself took on unique personas for the ride home. He as Megellan and I as Galileo, we bickered and argued our way accross the Pacific and back to St. Claire Shores.... After we got settled in after our night out, Allison and I tried to force Chris to watch "National Treasure" but exhaustion eventually overwhelmed us and I am actaully not sure where we stopped watching...
Saturday night I got just about as wasted as I ever have been before.... Allison & Becky went out to a club and from what I hear, black men swarm to Allison like bees to honey.... I'm okay w/ that.....I guess the white man still keeps the black man down....or limp...whichever....I said some shit that probably should have never ever been said, u know, like telling your wife you want a divorce and telling her you "fucking hate her" only about 34 times in one email....... I only know this from reading the email today.... but alas, we woke up in each other's arms so all is well.... and by well, I mean awesome...
In other news....my bracket is just completely fucked now.... I was doing pretty good until OSU and Kansas lost.....that's gonna really hurt in the long run.... fuck.... Oh, and way to go Wittenberg....way to fold like the bunch of fucking pussies that you are...... you just bent over and took it up the ass in usual Wittenberg fashion.... but seriously...good job, but 2nd place is for D-bags and homosexuals...
Okay.... piece out motherfuckers...
-drainy
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