The Weekend and Apologies

Hello All… I haven’t I have really gotta stay up with this blogging thing. I remember that I was going to blog the other night, but something came up…. Oh, no, I remember, I had it typed out, hit publish, and it froze. Shit…and I hate the fact that you can’t highlight what you just typed and hit “copy”… So, I am typing this in word for the moment. Ha, take that you stupid inferior blogger.com. Anywho…the weekend has gone pretty good thus far. Friday we went and picked up our awesome picture from Crafts 2000… It looks awesome…everyone has to come by and see it. *there will be a $2.00 entrance fee, which could also be paid in the manner of bj’s. huh? Friday night was a little bit of Allison & Adam alone time…. It was awesome… Seemed like we hadn’t been alone in such a long time. She is so amazing…. I just lover to death. She’s pretty good in the sack too ;-) Saturday I worked @ 8 and @ 10 they asked me if I wanted to drive to Bellefontaine to pick up some marinara sauce. Hey…why the hell not… I was hoping Allison could ride along with, but she had plans with her mom….I was sad…Oh well… It took 2 hours out of my day and I got paid my normal wage, plus $10 for gas…It was kind of relaxing.

Last night was pretty awesome. Me , Allison, Chris, and Becky bought a bottle of some 151 and a bottle of Jack. Between the four of us, the 151 is half gone, and I probably drank, I dunno, perhaps an 1/8 of the Jack. Yeah, we were drunk….Well, Chris wasn’t…And Allison & I are pretty sure that he hates us for it… Seriously…I don’t think he wants to be our friend anymore!!! WhYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! We decided not to get a movie because we realized that we probably wouldn’t be paying to much attention…Plus, there wasn’t anything really good out.. And now for some apologies from the drunkedness….

1.) Andy, I’m sorry……Nuff said I suppose. At least looking back it will be a good story to recall. By the way…You owe Chris & I $400……lol……
2.) To the innocent bystanders standing, walking, or driving past our house last night….I do not feel sorry for you….
3.) To Chris…WE LOVE YOU!!!! And we are sorry that we drove you crazy! No seriously, we really are….when we came home that’s like what we talked about the whole friggen time, was how her and I were worried that you hated us! Love us….Make Love, Not War!
4.) To the Pizza Delivery guy, sorry for that…..we thought you were another Pizza Delivery guy…
5.) To our euchre deck…..I’m sorry….Although you will probably be easily replaced, we will always have a special place in our hearts, and in our hands, for you…
6.) To Colin, what can I say really…you won’t read this till years from now, and even then your parents won’t let you read it*******…. I really thought Chris & I had the game in the bag…. But I threw out my right arm…. I could only drunk toss Colin 20 feet last night…
7.) Sorry to Becky & Allison….You guys lost…what can I say…. You two can still be hot & sexy….but you are hot & sexy losers…..

****** In case you didn’t know, I think it would be cool if I printed out all the blogs and began to put them in book form…. You never know who could become famous!?!?!?!?!? Andy??? Jon???? Ally???

-drainy

"Uh, Yes, I have a package here for Allison & Becky HassigDrain." "Oh yeah, um.. one box wasn't enough eh?"

Dear fellow Bloggers....
Well, It's thursday, and for me that means three hours of classs, one hour of lecture @3:45, and work for five hours @ 5 p.m. So... Tonight is not looking good...

Welp, it's official, the ladies beat us at euchre last night. What can I say, don't ever play "stick the dealer". We were up 6 or 7 points, and they got 3 euchres in a role.....blow me..... well, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile. Last night the girls found four nuts and tossed them out the window.......huh??? Yeah, so I didn't get any comments about the baby tossing adventure... odd...either means you don't care, or you don't believe me.... well well well...what can I say.... it happened....and it will happen again this weekend....lol

Tomorrow I have class with some Fifa soccer following..Which means there will be loud screaming and probably cursing in a pirate tone. (Sorry Hassig family)... Then we have Allison's mom's birthday party to attend then back here for some a little alone time with the lady friend... I work Sat. morning till probably 3 then we are probably going to party hard next door much like last week. Should be a lot of fun, especially since the mail man showed up this morning..............

I am really glad that we hang out over there on the weekends, it gives us somethign to do and it is a lot of fun....welp, gotta get going, I will be constantly either in class or standing at work till probably about 10ish tonight........so, yeah...Im gonna be hungry....
-drainy

Is it time to get naked yet?

Guess I haven't blogged in awhile, decided that it might be time. So I guess I will run down the weekend basically until now. Friday night there was indeed some serious “breast and thigh” action. KFC was excellent. Me, Allison, Chris, and Becky watched, or rather attempted to watch, The Forgotten. However, our attentions were diverted elsewhere, due to alcohol consumption by some parties involved. Allison’s drink of choice was rum, while Becky, Chris, and I chose Absolut. It was a lot of fun, yada yada yada, I woke up tired for work early Saturday morning. Saturday afternoon Allison and I picked up McDonalds for our neighbors and us and essentially replicated Friday night (minus the movie choice, which was Collateral). Sunday morning Allison and I went to church (after the previous nights we desperately needed it). Since Allison didn’t have work or class on Monday, Sunday night was identical to Saturday night (including the movie choice, which Chris and I tried to watch again, but I still have no idea what happened… distractions will do that to you). There were several games of euchre played in which Chris and I dominated despite our diverted attentions. Up to today we are still undefeated. Kick Ass.

Unfortunately, most of the great moments of the weekend have already been captured by my fellow friends within their own blogs. So I will have to divert you to their blogs for your entertainment. I personally enjoyed the tail fucking quote.

Some more quotes from the weekend for your personal enjoyment:
- “How do you spell erection?”
- “I’m a seven foot tall BLACK man.”
- “Is there nudity in porn?”
- “If I had a dick I would ass fuck her.”
- “I’ll be your alcohol.”
- “I’ll be your taco.”
- “$2.25 for discrete packaging!!”
- “Allison and Becky HassigDrain.”
- “Well, this is my side of the bed…”
- “Nice window’s you have here Chris.”
- “7:27 last night; I fucking beat my record it is now 7:23.”
- “Chris hide your wallet.”
- “I am never drinking again” (comment from Friday night)… “I am never drinking again” (comment from Saturday night)… “I am never…………”
- "Is it time to get naked yet?"
- "I personally have no intentions of playing pictionary tonight."
- "Someone stole my bar- who stole my bra?!"
- "Chris go get me some water." "No."


Just a few more entertaining moments from the weekend:
Three words: Domino’s Pizza Guy
Drunk Blogging
Drunk Internet Purchasing
Drunk Aiming, *sorry Andy*
Drunk Calling
Drunk Euchre
Becky’s yummy lasagna
Allison’s dance with Sasha (her pissing all over Allison)
Camera phones are great
Chris' softshoe
Drunk baby tossing……………… *just kidding*

Anyways, you can rest assured that this was a weekend to remember, which will probably be replicated Saturday night (since Becky and Chris are only going home for Friday now- YEAH!!!)

Breast & Thigh action tonight....booyah!

Okay... So intramural soccer starts like in March sometime... That means we have one more chance at a soccer intramural title...Yes folks... something that has alluded most of us for four long, hard, stiff, erect (errr) years...We definitely need to go out with a bang. We need a team name... Its not going to be easy to beat "The Bayside HJ's" "The Hot Carl" & "The AC Poppers". What will be next?

Alright... So I'm a little pissed off that my parents will be in Georgia this weekend in the nice warm southern climate for a Paul Tibbets private "invitation only" birthday bash. What makes me more ill is the fact that no one who will read this will even know who Paul Tibbets is....If you do, kudos to you, now go sit down. Probably going to have some breast & thigh action with Allison, Chris, & Becky......chicken that is...okay, so I purposely made you think I was saying something else and yet I am all sure you knew I meant KFC right? Then probably some movie action followed by some breast & thigh action...............leftovers!...........Geez....

Alright, I need to get some homework done before class @ 1:50.... Everyone have a good weekend....
-drainy

"Hopefully I won't get "blue blogs"....

Man am I just horrible at this blogging thing...It just seems like I either never had anything to say, it's already been said, or there is simply not enough seconds in the day. So I sometimes just don't get a chance to blog... Hopefully I won't get "blue blogs"....The presentation went ok, considering I had really no idea what the hell I was blabbering about for like 10 minutes. But at least it seemed like I did okay and that i picked up on the high points... and since no one else had really read the text, it made me look like I did a lot of work....which we know is not true....

Yes, If you read Allison's title, I did indeed say that in class.... Huffman asked me if I knew where Kanto was located in Japan, I guessed and said, "Southeast", to which he said, "Not quite, take off the first part and you are closer." To which I replied, "South?" Yeah...Everyone laughed...I was mentally exhausted basically...but oh well... Today I've got Latin American Revolution class @ 2:10 then I work till like 9:30 probably... Hopefully I will see Allison at work tonight, that always makes the night go a bit better. Okay, I am wasting valuable homework/Nazi killing time.....
-drainy

Well, I haven't blogged in awhile so I guess I should type something here... This week started off bad with all the work I had looming over my head and what not but is getting progressively better. Let' see...I don't think I can remember much of the weekend. Saturday I worked from 7 till around 2. Then we met with my mom and picked out a frame and some matting for our new art acquisition...Yeah...the framing and matting cost nearly 3 x what we paid for the print, but hopefully it will look really good when its all said and done....Bummer we have to wait 2 weeks for it to get done, considering I waited forever to actually get the art print. That night we ate at O'Charleys and then watched the movie "The Notebook". Yeah, good movie......I cried....I can admit that....I am a sucker for sappy love stories. That and puppies. Sunday arrived and we slept in till around 11. We cleaned the house a bit and I studied a bit here and there. I played some COD (Call of Duty) Sunday night while Allison was entertaining the neighbors and then we went to sleep relatively early. I felt bad all night and decided it best to stay home from work Monday night.... That only makes like the 4th time I've called off in 3 years...which I think is pretty good for working at a part time fast food place... I read most of the day with the exception of this completely awesome frigging dinner that we made....Cola Chicken, Mac & Cheese, and cake for dessert...Yeah, I gained about 5 lbs. Now I need to prepare for class Wed. night..Man I hate night classes...Especially this one...I have a presentation, plus you need to be prepared when he randomly calls on you...man he's an ass...
On a lighter note, man is it friggen gorgeous out... Perhaps when Allison comes home we will take the puppy for a walk. I have kept Precious outside most of the day so she can play with Sasha (I think they are lesbians, which is kinda cool....I like to watch..........what???) Okay......peace...
-drainy

Well Boys It's That Time of Year.....

Yep, It's that time of year alright...It's a time when a man's endless love for his lady and his complete devotion to her needs and wants.....is simply not enough to keep her happy....For we, men of honor and valor, must brave out into the harsh, cruel world that is the mall, and buy a gift which will of course be quite sub-par, no matter how much the tag says...Women, unlike men, need our love shown to them not by means of affection or desire, but material things, like chocolate or diamonds. Well Wake up America! **Insert uplifting American-type trumpeting sounds** Chocolates won't do u any good because they won't eat them because they say they will get fat, thus YOU end up eating the chocolates that you don't even like. If diamonds are a girls best friend, then why do men need to buy them?? You wouldn't want your man eying, sizing, and trying on your best friend on his pinky now would you? It's time we take a damn stand around here men...V-day should stand for Vagina Day... Because thats what we all become....Fucking Pussies.... I for one am making a stand...no Valentines day gift....my devotion to spend the rest of my existence on this here planet is enough proof of my love......Stick that in your vagina and smoke it......Now if you will excuse me, I need to go to the mall.........humpf.....

The Pope Shits in the Woods....

Okay, Still trying to keep up with the whole posting thing.....It's not easy though with all the shit that I have to do anymore.... I am really beginning to hate college. I have to read so much...and i just hate reading. Seriously, what has anyone ever learned from reading something. All books should in some way be modified into some sort of television version. Got class tomorrow @ 9:40, probably should go since I skipped it last week. Then I have to read a crap load and write a paper about it and then turn it in by 3 tomorrow in Hollenbeck... Then study session for econ exam; but I don't know if I am going to go because I will probably just want to come back and study. I also agree w/ my fellow bloggers that the Puppy Bowl was far more interesting.... I was a big fan of the "bowl cam"...Hopefully Allison skips ALL of her classes tomorrow so she can stay home...Alright people...thats all I got for now....The bed is calling...We have the most comfortable bed in teh entire world, as some of you know because you were forced by either Allison or myself to sit/lay on it!
-Drainy

Oh yeah, I put a new quiz and a new poll question on the subprofile...compete for the highest score! The winner gets a pony!

Pictures of Two Beautiful Women!

Another picture of my two beautiful women.... 

This is a picture of the moste beautiful girl in the entire world! Isn't she cute? Oh, Allison is sexy too.... ;-) 

As many of you know, Flight Simulator is probably my biggest hobby... Can anyone guess what airplane this is? Probably the only people that would be able to guess this one right would be possibly Jon and or Steve; hopefully Allison will too..... 

Top 20 Things about Wittenberg in the last 4 Years....

Okay People, Here's the top 20 things or events that happened in the last 4 years at Wittenberg. Please note that these are in no particular order. If I left any out...post a comment....

20) Rumbleball
19.) Clipson & his TB
18.) Squirt Gun incident from the 2nd Story window…
17.) Near fight w/ Chris “Mother Fuckin” Hayes…
16.) Hassig Wedding & ensuing baby..
15.) Witt Fest ‘04
14.) Watching Jon leave after seeing a goo’d filled condom on his door..
13.) Winning B-Ball Intramurals against Beta Theta Penis
12.) Greg the Bunny
11.) Winning Soccer intramurals freshman year
10.) Having Physics with Ziti! (You know, it was a shame because I really like cats.)
9.) Thomas getting up and walking out of class.
8.) Our team names: The Hot Karl; Bayside HJ's; A.C. Poppers
7.) Sledding in the hollow
6.) The black guy banging the chick in the lounge in Ferncliff.
5.) Playing football n the 4 ft wide hallways of Ferncliff.
4.) Geoff
3.) Allison's roomates mom living with them for a week...
2.) Jon & I not talking for about a month and a half.....still don't know how that happened.........I love you Jon.................
1.) Jeremy Clipson....Plain & Simple...

Seriously Here People; What the Heck...!

Well...Today has basically sucked... Econ bites with the damn supply & demand curves.....what the hell are those about? Then I had to work till 9:30 and even worse I had to work on the drive thru. You get some real winners when you work at the drive window. Personally, if you're to blitzed out of your skull to takeoff with just your salad and none of your other food...that is your own damn fault! Yeah, that did happen...These two guy were pretty shady too, the drive was wearing a NASCAR hat with the tags still on it....Classy. Then there was one family who came through who thought it was ok to hold their 2 year old child on their lap; no one was wearing seatbelts.... I honestly felt like beating the living shit out of them... How damn stupid do people have to be; seriously. I do not see how you could knowlingly put your kids at risk like that...Then you always get the "Geeez, I hope my food is still warm! I've been waiting forever!" To which I just smile and say "O.K. here ya go mam, have a nice night; *door shuts* You bitch whore!!" It's like 20 friggen degrees out, how the hell do you honestly expect a plate of spaghetti to stay warm! Perhaps she'll shove it up her ass....and then eat it....

And your aviation quote of the day:
"Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
— Captain Rex Kramer, in the movie 'Airplane.' "