Is it time to get naked yet?

Guess I haven't blogged in awhile, decided that it might be time. So I guess I will run down the weekend basically until now. Friday night there was indeed some serious “breast and thigh” action. KFC was excellent. Me, Allison, Chris, and Becky watched, or rather attempted to watch, The Forgotten. However, our attentions were diverted elsewhere, due to alcohol consumption by some parties involved. Allison’s drink of choice was rum, while Becky, Chris, and I chose Absolut. It was a lot of fun, yada yada yada, I woke up tired for work early Saturday morning. Saturday afternoon Allison and I picked up McDonalds for our neighbors and us and essentially replicated Friday night (minus the movie choice, which was Collateral). Sunday morning Allison and I went to church (after the previous nights we desperately needed it). Since Allison didn’t have work or class on Monday, Sunday night was identical to Saturday night (including the movie choice, which Chris and I tried to watch again, but I still have no idea what happened… distractions will do that to you). There were several games of euchre played in which Chris and I dominated despite our diverted attentions. Up to today we are still undefeated. Kick Ass.

Unfortunately, most of the great moments of the weekend have already been captured by my fellow friends within their own blogs. So I will have to divert you to their blogs for your entertainment. I personally enjoyed the tail fucking quote.

Some more quotes from the weekend for your personal enjoyment:
- “How do you spell erection?”
- “I’m a seven foot tall BLACK man.”
- “Is there nudity in porn?”
- “If I had a dick I would ass fuck her.”
- “I’ll be your alcohol.”
- “I’ll be your taco.”
- “$2.25 for discrete packaging!!”
- “Allison and Becky HassigDrain.”
- “Well, this is my side of the bed…”
- “Nice window’s you have here Chris.”
- “7:27 last night; I fucking beat my record it is now 7:23.”
- “Chris hide your wallet.”
- “I am never drinking again” (comment from Friday night)… “I am never drinking again” (comment from Saturday night)… “I am never…………”
- "Is it time to get naked yet?"
- "I personally have no intentions of playing pictionary tonight."
- "Someone stole my bar- who stole my bra?!"
- "Chris go get me some water." "No."


Just a few more entertaining moments from the weekend:
Three words: Domino’s Pizza Guy
Drunk Blogging
Drunk Internet Purchasing
Drunk Aiming, *sorry Andy*
Drunk Calling
Drunk Euchre
Becky’s yummy lasagna
Allison’s dance with Sasha (her pissing all over Allison)
Camera phones are great
Chris' softshoe
Drunk baby tossing……………… *just kidding*

Anyways, you can rest assured that this was a weekend to remember, which will probably be replicated Saturday night (since Becky and Chris are only going home for Friday now- YEAH!!!)