"I'd fuck a paper bag if it's dark......"

Oh Steve..... Steve + Alcohol = great Blog titles....

Well, Weekends just go by to fast anymore. It seems like as soon as it starts it's all over. It was relatively a good weekend though. Friday I tried to fix the dishwasher... I thought it was one problem so I fixed that, and it still leaked. So, I had to continue taking it apart. Allison & Ashley convinced me to actually go out w/ them Friday so that is what we did. We went to Bracken's in Urbana. To ensure myself not just a good time, but a real good time, I told Steve if he was bored to come on up, and he did. We had a good time, had a few beers, shot the shit for awhile...The band was kind of annoying, annoying in the fact that they weren't great and all I wanted to do was socialize, and you can't do that too well when you can't even hear yourself think. I walked out with Steve and I thought the rest of the gang was right behind me but they were still mingling inside...well Steve took off and I sat outside in the freezing cold and, to make a long story short...... a fight broke outside between these to trashy girls....It was hilarious. Guess that place is a pretty active place for bar fights......................................... :-)

So, there was a lot more I was going to put in this blog...but I just can't remember for shit any of it......I'm sure I will come up with something....
-drainy

"I have masturbated 8 million times ......and I have no plans on stopping to masturbate......"

Straight from Homer's mouth....

Haven't updated this thing in a while..... So I thought I might go ahead and do that... Not to much new to report... Life carries on... We are both still pretty busy... When we aren't working, we're basically to tired and worn out to really do anything else. We had a pretty good weekend....pretty awesome weekend in fact... I think someone has a crush on me.... This girl kept running around yelling out my name....long story, short girl...

I haven't really watched to much of the Olympics... I'm usually not to interested in the Olympics anyways, but it seriously doesn't seem like I ever catch anything good on... Speaking of tv, anybody on here watch "House"? Decent show, though the last episode just made you do a Jon Wise...."WTF"?? exactly..... and while we are on that subject, where can I order one of those fucking posters?
-drainy

That Time of Year....(Repost)

This is a repost....

Yep, It's that time of year alright...It's a time when a man's endless love for his lady and his complete devotion to her needs and wants.....is simply not enough to keep her happy....For we, men of honor and valor, must brave out into the harsh, cruel world that is the mall, and buy a gift which will of course be quite sub-par, no matter how much the tag says...Women, unlike men, need our love shown to them not by means of affection or desire, but material things, like chocolate or diamonds. Well Wake up America! **Insert uplifting American-type trumpeting sounds** Chocolates won't do u any good because they won't eat them because they say they will get fat, thus YOU end up eating the chocolates that you don't even like. If diamonds are a girls best friend, then why do men need to buy them?? You wouldn't want your man eying, sizing, and trying on your best friend on his pinky now would you? It's time we take a damn stand around here men...V-day should stand for Vagina Day... Because thats what we all become....Fucking Pussies.... I for one am making a stand...no Valentines day gift....my devotion to spend the rest of my existence on this here planet is enough proof of my love......Stick that in your vagina and smoke it......Now if you will excuse me, I need to go to the mall.........humpf.....

-drainy

Myspace....

More like completely annoying website that drives me up the fucking wall... I wanted to add a picture, won't let me because it says I have to many uploaded.....that's fantastic since I hadn't even tried to upload a single one yet... Blogger is just so much more cozy.... Long day at work... but at least I am getting more hours...That's always good.. Could use all the hours that they will give me.... Hopefully my check will be a littlle better this time around....Hey, maybe I'll make half as much as Allison does in two weeks...

Hey, I think I forgot to mention that I watched "The Island" in my last post.... Good movie....I recommend it.... You have to like action movies though, considering it's a Micheal Bay film... Oh, and I know I know, I'm an uncultured bastard, but I had never really noticed Ewan McGregor in anything....I mean, he's in a lot.... But hey..... All I have to say is .... .Move over Owen Wilson, enter Ewan.......
and on that homosexual thought, I will leave you....
-drainy

"I'm an Ash Tray virgin"

I thought I would just throw something together real quick. Not much to report at this time...Doing my American duty and watching the Superbowl...Actually, not watching to much of it....it's just kind of on in the background. This weekend not to much happened. We were suppose to go hang out w/ Bethany, Melissa, Ashley, and their friends up in tiffin this weekend but we changed plans at the last minute because of the pending weather situation. Hopefully we can reschedule that trip and we can still make the trip up to Northern this coming weekend. I'm not sure if both the wifey and I are going to go, considering she doesn't get off till later usually....We'll just have see. I got Allison to watch "Star Wars" for the first time finally.... Amazingly enough she actually liked it.... Now we'll have to watch the remaining five episodes.....although, I still don't think 1-3 compare in any way to 4-6....

I'm kind of beginning to look forward to this coming year... Hopefully if all goes well all of my close friends will be back home... Jared is scheduled to make his departure from the hills of Afghanistan in March sometime.....Justin will probably be moving to Troy in the summer/fall....and if Eddie gets his head on straight and doesn't be a fucking dick, then he will probably be back torwards the end of the year....

Okay, that should just about do it....oh wait...had to mention this... I've got this statcounter thing that gives me stats about the ole blog there..... and it said someone visited from Maryland....Interesting huh? I know, but, it gets better...It also gives info about how they got there..... and it said this person got there from a search on msn......ok, fair enough......now, do you now what the search was?????

he searched for:
fuckmyass; and my blog comes up....
-drainy

Buttsex....

Well, I thought I should put something up here... For those who frequent enough to notice that I have not updated in awhile. So, here I am. I'm pretty tired of this damn changing weather. It is seriously freezing one day, and 50 degrees the next.... In the month of January we had 15 days where it was above 50....That's just flipping ridiculous. This has also resutled in me getting some type of head cold/flu..... Ireally hate being sick.... but I'll live I suppose....so long as I didn't get the bird flu or some shit like that, I suppose that would kind of suck....

To comment on Steve's blog, I must just say that Pat and I were talking about the exact same thing right before he blogged about that....and also, along those lines, if Grayson posted his Chuck Norris info before I, I'm very sorry....I really hadn't read his yet when I posted that, I swear.....but hey, What's the number 1 export of Chuck Norris? Pain......excatly...

We still have not gotten all of our W-2's which is beginning to piss us off because we would like to get our taxes done and out of the way so that we can know how much we owe the fucking government this year...Yeah, that's right, we will probably end up owing...yeah we are broke and border that poverty level line, but hey, it's the government, would it be the government if they didn't fuck you over? No.......

Alright, I was going to post some more, mostly dealing with my constant sneezing and how a sneeze is a certain % of an orgasm..... So really, this cold is kind of nice....
-adam