Well ladies & gents…. I am back, and I’m gayer than ever….. Yeah, I guess I just needed to get away from this shithole of a blog for awhile. And I was rather displeased that no one commented on my question; with the exception of Gabe, thanks for submitting bro, you win a bj…and Andy, who gave me his analysis via aim. And now, for my rendition:
The way I sees it, Chan & Lee would go at it first…. This fight could go on for hours, days, possibly months. In the mean time, Norris would be smart enough to sit out and watch them exhaust each other first. Now while most would gather to say that Lee would kick Chan’s ass; let’s think about this. In most saga’s doesn’t the apprentice come back to beat the master??? Star Wars anyone? I would have to side w/ Chan on this one… So…Chan beats Lee. Norris, still siting relaxing,, puffs on some peyote and slips into some sort of hypnotic dream-like universe where he is suddenly back in the old west. Chan is there, and he has a blonde hair, big nosed friend. *not me, Owen Wilson* When it comes down to it…. Norris vs. Chan; I pick Norris. He has something Chan never has, that’s right, a gun. Now, any Walker watcher realizes Norris rarely shoots to kill, so, he will merely blow Chan’s knee caps off, leaving him to be hauled off by the long arm of the law….

Ok, now for reality……Lee is dead, he’s out…Jackie Chan would seriously put a beating down on Norris but Norris is just to finely tuned from his own line of exercise equipment that he is to quick-to-the-holster and blows Chan’s brains out……Either way…..the scenario ends with Norris singing……….

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas, look behind you,'
Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

-drainy