"It was a million to one shot Doc., Million to one..."

So this weekend began like most.... Didn't do to much Thursday night. Or did I? I really can't remember... Oh wait.... I do recall now.... Ed showed up @ Fazolis.... so we hung out all night which included playing both put-put & miniature golf. A true man will understand the difference there, am I right or am I right Andy? Decided to live life on the wild side and bought some peach flavored cigars....ooooooooooo....yeah, I know, you don't have to tell me I'm a badass, I already know. Friday rolled around and I had a hellatious day at work. Friday was quite interesting.... I decided to run up to the Springfield Library for a bit but was sidetracked for a bit when I saw Wittenberg had a soccer game.... So I watched the second half ( they won 4-2), and left immediately afterward. There was a rumor that Mr. Wise was going to be on campus so I decided to drive down Ward and see if I saw his car.... Rather what I did find were three losers standing on the corner.....I was curious as to what they were doing so I got out of the car and joined them. They proceeded to rape and continually donkey punch me until I was forced to drive them to White Castle..............fuckers..........

Seriously though, was good to see you guys again...Brian, the hair looks good. Keep that shit up... Jon, you're still funny, always good to see that.....Steve, I spooged on your pillow countless times......

Alright...Finally, I'm sick....Drop-dead sick.... I am pretty sure Allison gave it to me. Soar throat, runny nose, fever, upset stomach...make it stop! and I can't sleep on top of everything! so that is quite annoying....

BTW - Andy, good to hear from you too... Glad to see you have been reunited w/ your long lost lover... Be careful and tell about that internship when you find out....Well, It's almost 5 a.m. on Sunday.... I can't sleep.... I need a back rub....."HEY, WIFE, BACK RUB, NOW!!!"............. "what did you say? " ........"Oh, you can do that later..........."

-adam