Top 20 Things about Wittenberg in the last 4 Years....

Okay People, Here's the top 20 things or events that happened in the last 4 years at Wittenberg. Please note that these are in no particular order. If I left any out...post a comment....

20) Rumbleball
19.) Clipson & his TB
18.) Squirt Gun incident from the 2nd Story window…
17.) Near fight w/ Chris “Mother Fuckin” Hayes…
16.) Hassig Wedding & ensuing baby..
15.) Witt Fest ‘04
14.) Watching Jon leave after seeing a goo’d filled condom on his door..
13.) Winning B-Ball Intramurals against Beta Theta Penis
12.) Greg the Bunny
11.) Winning Soccer intramurals freshman year
10.) Having Physics with Ziti! (You know, it was a shame because I really like cats.)
9.) Thomas getting up and walking out of class.
8.) Our team names: The Hot Karl; Bayside HJ's; A.C. Poppers
7.) Sledding in the hollow
6.) The black guy banging the chick in the lounge in Ferncliff.
5.) Playing football n the 4 ft wide hallways of Ferncliff.
4.) Geoff
3.) Allison's roomates mom living with them for a week...
2.) Jon & I not talking for about a month and a half.....still don't know how that happened.........I love you Jon.................
1.) Jeremy Clipson....Plain & Simple...